To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize