the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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