Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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