well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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