I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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