Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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