Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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