Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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