fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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