Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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