I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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