She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
When are your genitals available?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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