you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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