Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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