I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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