We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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