Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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