Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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