Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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