I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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