is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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