do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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