Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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