My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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