Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Randomize