It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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