Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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