ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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