Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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