Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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