I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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