Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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