What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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