using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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