I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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