I swear she didn't look like that last week.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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