Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
We had sex on a dog bed..
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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