I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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