Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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