First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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