Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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