NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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