their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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