my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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