is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Success! We fucked roommates!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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