the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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