don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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