Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Please, let me fuck your mom
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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