it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Please don't give away my fajitas
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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