hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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