STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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