i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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