I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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