i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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