So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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